Wisdom in a jar.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Um, Beaver. Just big and small like a beaver, a big beaver and a small beaver. Like on Franklin."

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
"Yes, like czech-czech-czech-czech."

Why are Larry King's shoulders so massive and bulbous?
"So like a cucumber and a turtle. I mean like a tomato."

What should I (Crystal) do when I'm bored?
"Her might cry with a chicken."

If today is today, and tomorrow is tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes it is today - does tomorrow every really come?
"No, it's night. It's today today and tonight tonight."

Why do the pretty shoes hurt my feet?
"So, her don't like my stinky shoes. So her look everywhere in here."

Why do the ugly shoes always feel good
"So it's really soft to put on. I like my own shoes."

There you have it! This is the first set of questions answered by the all-knowing Lucy!



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